I'm not even President of the United States yet, and I'm involved in a scandal with a woman.

Which is wonderful. There's no sex scandal there, just great posters and incredible downloads.

It was during a Q and A that a woman made a statement.

a blue and a red state,

- A great manager. - A great manager.

Wait a minute, I'm taking a picture.

- A little bit of a tan. - Thanks. I went to a tanning salon.

A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men.

I made a mess. I've made a mess.

Mr. President-elect, I'm on a bit of a tight schedule.

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.

I've made such a mess. I've made such a mess.

When there's a debate...

- A good month. - Yes.

- I'm a producer. I've produced a lot of turkeys. - Yes, you have.

If she's not psychotic she's a stalker, and if she's not a stalker she's a CIA operative.

Does this mean I'm out of a job?

We have a deadline. In terms of appointments,

You have a waste-processing plant next to a recreation area.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We may have a problem here.