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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

- They're looking up. - Hey, there's a guy up on the roof.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Whatever's wrong with a human being, lie down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.7s

Yes, but then everything's all pulled down, and it's- Anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.3s

Can't get it up with a vacuum.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

What, do I got a bull's-eye up there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

Bits of broken glass you can never get up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

Swan dives from 20 floors up, lands right on top.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

- Hurry up, George. Step on it! - All right, all right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

His eyes roll up in his head, and he blacks out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4s

Jerry, will you wake up to reality? It's a military thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.1s

- ...from the car in front and behind. - Would you shut up, George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.7s

- But I didn't do any- - No buts. We've made up our minds.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.6s

He was sleeping, and then he woke up and he looked at me...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.7s

I'll tell you what, if pig-man shows up, we'll squeeze him in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.1s

That's too much trouble, to pick up a phone and press a few buttons.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.3s

If someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "At least he's no pig-man."