Well, we sure would be proud to meet her.

I mean that when your family and my family arrived on the Mayflower, his family was waiting for them.

And the churn.

Like drinking tea and playing bridge and having parties and getting dressed up and going to the Opry and getting wrote up in the paper.

He is nice and pink and rosy, ain't they?

Come on inside and have a mess of Granny's jowls and sorghum.

You and this pile of junk!

Why, she could be a debutante and have a coming-up party and... What's that?

And she's due to arrive any moment.

Needs a little polish here and there.

Take her around and go to polishing.

Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish is only one woman, and probably the world's greatest authority on colonial history, early American genealogical origins, and 17th and 18th century artifacts.

I want these ruffians seized and hanged immediately.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

You could join one of those fancy clubs and go to stylish parties and get my picture in the paper.

Don't you go to weaving and spinning in here.

Earl and me was just talking about you this morning.

And the sooner you leave this lovely community, the better!

He keeps playing the same one over and over again.

And in the good old colonial way, no automatic dishwasher.