I'm sure I can be a good bad boy, not a bad bad boy.

Walked away to another plan Gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand

Well, you wanted to be a bad boy. You did bad.

You call yourself a bad boy.

So, too bad Coop couldn't make it.

Got it. Too bad Marissa couldn't make it.

I move on to another day To a whole new town...

As bad as I thought she'd take it, that was worse.

which paves the way for me to become the brooding bad boy.

Well, considering I defrauded most of my closest friends... it's not bad.

Hi. I hope you don't mind me showing up like this.

You've been weird pretty much since I showed up for dinner,

Seth, I've been with a lot of bad boys and you are not one of them.

So what I'm trying to do is cultivate more of a, more of a bad boy image.

Well, that's good, because I don't think this whole bad boy thing is really working out for me.