She's the Moses family from Tennessee.

Been in her family for years.

She's preparing to paint a family portrait.

I should propose to the Clampetts that they sit for a family portrait.

Listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Well, he really belongs to my wife's family, but he's been with us ever since we were married.

Is somebody coming to live with us, Uncle Jed?

Maybe, Jethro.

Maybe.

Why don't you go out and make up with your cousin Ellie?

Okay, Uncle Jed.

All right, Jed.

Let's have it.

We gonna board that Butler fella?

Well, Mr. Drysdale would take it mighty kindly if we did.

He says he ain't got no use for him.

I don't like him myself.

Hey, you only met him once.

Once was enough.

I asked him real nice.