My pleasure, Ellie.

He's in love, Ellie.

Couldn't catch him, huh, Ellie?

No, I'll head him off, Ellie.

Isn't that Ellie Mae Clampett's raccoon?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

I'm coming up right away to bring Ellie's raccoon, and we shall pursue this further.

I shall harbor him safely in my office until such time as I can return him safely to Ellie Mae.

Hillbilly, that is.

And speaking of squares,

And we'll commence with vittles.

You and your exotic dances.

That is, Elmer and me.

So I thought I'd run off and marry her and live happy ever after.

Grits, jowls, ham hocks, and pot.

Now take your tawdry bauble and go.

And now, stay tuned for the news.

Said it before and I'll say it again.

See, I'm Little Red Riding Hood, and I'm walking through the forest with a basket of food for my granny, and I get lost, and this raccoon finds me.

You see, I'm deep in love, and I want to get married right away and live happy ever after.