Over here, Ellie.

Come back, Ellie Mae.

Ellie Mae, look at your feet.

Ellie, Charlie's not in the kitchen.

I fear you're might young for Ellie.

Heck, Ellie May even learned her cat.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Ellie Mae Clampett, there is a feller coming to see you.

If it appears to be the second, it'd be just about right for Ellie.

Soon as his hands get toughened up, he'll be as good as Ellie Mae.

Jethro invited him over here to meet us, but between you and me, I think it's Ellie Mae he wants to meet.

Well, when that Armstrong doucher gets a look at Ellie, he's gonna forget what number he is.

Hillbilly, that is.

And rusty, too.

And if I don't?

And wearing a uniform.

And you pull him out.

Well, you help me with history, and I'll teach you to swim and tree climb.

And that is why Wilkins here, and very wisely, has come to you in this crisis.

Big Jethro says dive in and swim.