Ellie Mae?

The Beverly Hillbilly.

How do you feel about your cousin Ellie Mae?

Hillbilly, that is.

She studies ants and spiders and listens to the way the owl hoots and other things.

And you hate her?

I'm afraid superstitions and omens cannot compete with knowledge and experience.

And just when is that?

And that makes you angry?

And you stood for it?

Sock darning and shirt mending?

and I'll sift in a little starting powder, and then you hold it to your heart, and you say the magic words.

And, uh, I have to agree.

Toads and buzzards, bats so mean!

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come on in and yodel for him.

He's too old and sick in his ways.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

You mean to tell me that that beautiful and fragile-looking girl can engage you in combat and emerge victorious?

I'll have to break the spell now with my let-and-go powder, and then start all over for you.