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Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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I was looking through the computers in the house for pornography.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E12 Not in My House

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Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.

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What's the matter?

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- Just down the hall to the right. - Ay. Gracias, gracias.

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The marionettes stop what they're doing, march to the edge of the stage and point at you.

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- But we're happy. At the end of the day- - [Footsteps Approaching]

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And I thought, I could do the usual, be a chump, give the money back to the casino,

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He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.

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Just come on. Get him in the car. The thrift shop's closing.

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I hate the dog butler.

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hopefully mention the snail problem,

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You know, the- You get- Yeah.

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And third largest in the country.

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let's go to the puppet show.

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So what was the picture of?

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The former being an utter delight,

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Couple that with the cutoff jeans- And you were asking about the weather, weren't you?

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"Get rid of the boat." "Get rid of the motorcycle." You know, I liked those things.

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Here's the thing. That was my picture.

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Yeah, but the guest room? That's crazy.