My guess? Tenth high-school reunion? You'll still be grounded.

People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!

If you only had two a year, that's still like 400 dates with 400 different...

We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax.

In every generation there is a Chosen One,

She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness,

She is the Slayer,

A lot of educators tell students Think of your principal as your pal.

I say Think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.

Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?

Well, it is quite a match between you two.

On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.

I didn't stab anyone with a trowel. They were pruning shears.

On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.

Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it coulda been mice.

Mice that were smoking?

The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events.

- It's quite exciting. - What does the winner get?

Expelled.

Thursday is parent-teacher night.