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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Myra and I would like you and Elaine...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And then splat.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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...what with the baldness and everything.

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...and taking in the whole scope of the situation...

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- Yes. - ...and you greedily, callously...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And cows don't have families.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And then the placenta comes flying out.

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...symbolizing the covenant between God and Abraham.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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He was sleeping, and then he woke up and he looked at me...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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That's like your sports and weather.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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The orderlies come in with food and bedpans.

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Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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...the rest of the " pig-men and the women who love them" discussion?

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...and he made this horrible sound, this:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Then the baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming.

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...someone shouldn't smack me and steal my bag.

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...you step on broken glass and kill yourself!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And he's not a pig-man, is he?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And I'll listen to it the next time I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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He doesn't come out to the mound and encourage me.