- Hates the pilot? Why? - Because our pilot is insane.

Sadly, our pilot died.

- The pilot's really insane? - We think so.

One of the best combat pilots in 'Nam.

And their pilots don't mind if you hitchhike.

Just a little bit more.

- Then why'd you have to drug him? - He hates the pilot.

We've got a little problem right now.

We can't release this plane. It's being held until we find the pilot.

Hey, Lynch! Lose a little weight, will ya?

- This plane is being impounded for illegal landing. Who's the pilot? - Who are you?

You were the A-Team pilot in 'Nam. You dropped off Smith, Baracus and Peck...

I am Ground Control Officer Sanchez. I'm asking you, who's the pilot of this aircraft?

Right. Must have had one of your little anxiety blackouts.

Before we start yammering away on these business details, I want you to meet my personal pilot.

All right. I get that little sucker on home to Texas.

We are not little children to be impressed because you speak our language.

- Then why isn't he doing it now? - He had a little brain haemorrhage or something.

I used to do a little second-storey work when I was with the Miami Herald.

You came up a little short, honey. Twenty-five thousand won't keep us in jet fuel.