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Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Marry your own wallet.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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And now I've got one of my very own.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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This is my own design.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Oh, look, Dad, I'm sitting on my own Ferguson.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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They think they own everything.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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"Don't do that. I own those."

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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I'm just having the time of my life.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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This is the worst day of my life.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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and my tiles and my life and my manhood.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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I've got a chicken pecking its way out of my body.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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My destiny, son.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Tums, my razor.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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what's happening to my tools and my copper tubing

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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In my medicine cabinet,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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well, in my case, Peggy,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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I was rubbing my eyes.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Did anybody take my skateboard?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Well, not in my bathroom, Steve.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Well, this lottery is my bathroom.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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I, of course, have to sleep with mine.