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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

This is really weird.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.5s

Like you and Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.4s

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.6s

What's that like, fun?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

Look, Kevin, I really like you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2s

I might like to try that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

5.3s

Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3s

...this tuna tastes like an old sponge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

It's like a creature out of Greek mythology.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.8s

-What happened to your hand? -Like you care.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.1s

...and I'm left sitting here like this chicken.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

5.7s

He's reliable, he's considerate, he's like your exact opposite.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.2s

I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.5s

I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.4s

Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.3s

People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.4s

Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George The Animal Steele.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4s

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.6s

-Would you like some bread, Jerry? -No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...