You're going to be sending me a lot of cabbage.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

Jed Clampett's a man of honor.

Him being almost like a son to you and all.

Now, Jethro, you get a hold of yourself.

I'm in trouble with a lot of women.

He's got a whole acre and a nice cabin, and he's got a sow with a litter of pigs.

You're as pretty as a fistful of pink hollyhocks.

Come on, Ellie, we'll make a pot of coffee.

Yes, sir, you've got a couple of fine womenfolk there.

I want to finish the sixth grade so as I can be a brain surgeon.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

Of course, after Jethro and Essie Bell's proper hitch, then we gonna be wanting to live near our kinfolk.

Roof needed patchin', well caved in had to be dug out, mule needin' chewin', lots of little things like that.

Of course, it's just a little two-room place for you to make out.

I expect a generous man like you is aiming to settle a heap of that money on Jethro when he gets married.

Of course, it's mostly rocks and stumps, but a couple of strong young'uns like Jethro and Esibel have that thing cleared in four or five years.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

You might, in a subtle way, of course, let the bride know that she is getting ten perfect carrots.