I told you to leave that thing out in the shed.

Well, I believe I could recommend that as a good sound investment.

I sure hope Mr. Beasley ain't got first call on the witter.

I reckon that's what brings them in.

Mr. Campbell, I am not in this for fun.

I never would have caught her if she hadn't rode that thing into the seaman pond.

I guarantee I will find the woman right here in Beverly Hills, and today.

Ma'am, I ain't doubting them, but, uh, them's things a man kind of likes to find out for himself.

Well, if things don't work out with the widow, I might just ask Mr. Drysdale, can he fix it so I can meet Lillian Gish?

Did I hear you use the term broke in referring to me?

And if I can get them together, I can have it all right here in my back.

I ain't done no active serenading and courting in nine out of 20 years.

I don't hardly think there's room in that little house to do double courting, Jethro.

Beside me, stalwart and true as always, I have the finest secretary in the world.

I think better psychology not to appear too affluent in front of these hill types.