Picture me in life.

Granny, you little old boss of you!

Why, of course you don't.

Well, that's mighty nice of you.

You get that thing out of here.

Now, Jethro, you get a hold of yourself.

What do you think of my giving Jethro and S.C.

Well, Leif, we got plenty of room to take care of you and Essie Bell right here.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

Yeah, would you get me another pie out of the icebox?

I guess you got this giant chair stuffed full of money, huh, Jeff?

You reckon there's enough meatballs in the truck for the three of us?

You should have started thinking about that before you wrote Isabelle them hot, steaming letters full of love talk.

You will understand how out of place you are when I tell you that no ring in this cage sells for less than $10,000.

Well now, tell me more of what your pa told you not to tell.

Of course, it's just a little two-room place for you to make out.

I reckon you're as proud of them as I am of mine.

Jed Clampett's a man of honor.

But of course, they're not perfect.

You, you can't take him home with you.