The Beverly Hillbillies.

Those hillbillies aren't coming back.

Well, come with me.

Are the plaintiffs ready?

Are the defendants ready?

Here comes Uncle Jed, Granny.

Y'all come back now, dear.

We are, Your Honor.

Are you represented by counsel?

Hillbilly, that is.

You are the folks who caused these injuries to the Johnsons.

When it comes to recollecting names, that young fella is pitiful.

And then we drove on home, and that's the last we seen of the Johnsons, till somebody come to the house and told us to come down here to the courtroom.

Back where I come from, if you didn't shoot good, you didn't eat.

This is the second time today you've come in here in your nightgown.

Is it possible that you people don't realize that you are the accused?

Although my clients, the Johnsons, are really in no condition to appear today,

I'm going to excuse this outburst because apparently you are unfamiliar with court procedure.

Although we've been married for 20 years, Mrs. Johnson and I are still very affectionate.

I have persuaded them to come to court so that your honor can see the carnage wreaked by this criminally careless family of hoodlums.