The Beverly Hillbilly.

Ellie will go out there and act like she's going to fix up a mess of idols.

Hillbilly, that is.

One look at those hillbillies and I'm an Eskimo!

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Who'd think that a stuffy millionaire like Clampett would come up with a hillbilly party?

Come and listen to a story about a man named Ched.

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Jesse had a wife to mourn all her life, that she really was brave.

It was a dirty little coward that shot Mr. Howard, and they laid Jesse James in his grave.

It was a sad... Pop, did you throw any golf your word about Granny?

What's she doing?