Ready, Jed?

Jed Clampett speaking.

Shut that door, Jed.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Here's your courting candy, Uncle Jed.

Hey, Uncle Jed, I got an idea.

You'll make Jed Clampett a fine wife.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

She and Jed must be hitting it off.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Well, Mrs. Fenway crossed me up, went over to see Jed Clampett.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Uncle Jed, now that you're here in Beverly Hills, why don't you court one of them Hollywood movie stars?

I get you, John.

Get out of there.

Hillbilly, that is.

You mean you're getting married?

Kind of get you in the mood.

The sooner we get down to business, the better.

Jed, I still say that you ought to go back home to do your courting, where the woman could bring you a dowry.