Clampett!

Jed Clampett speaking.

You're for Mr. Clampett.

No, no, Mr. Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Mr. Clampett is very interested.

Sorry, Mr. Clampett, no interruptions.

She's too young for Mr. Clampett.

Mr. Clampett, what are you doing?

I'm talking about Ellie Mae Clampett.

You'll make Jed Clampett a fine wife.

Well, Mr. Clampett is that kind of man.

And she's very interested in you, Mr. Clampett.

Provided you and Mr. Clampett hit it off personally.

Well, Mrs. Fenway crossed me up, went over to see Jed Clampett.

Clampett is seeking a bride, there will be women beating down your door.

Mr. Clampett, you are one of the most eligible bachelors in this entire city.

Chief, I am as eager as you to find Mr. Clampett a mate locally.

My name is J. Clampett, and Mr. Drydale, my neighbor, says you're primed for a little courting.

Hillbilly, that is.