The Beverly Hillbillies.

No, only until someone comes along who'll pay for their license and give them a good home.

Yeah, is that what you've been charging at home?

I wrote you two speeches, one for man, one for woman.

Hillbilly, that is.

Critters will do things for that girl they wouldn't do for nobody else.

Yes, but... And do you realize that famous personages will be coming to our home committee meetings?

Did Granny make them for you?

And them cookies is for my students.

I'll hand out the numbers for you, Pearl.

Oh, yes, but... And do you realize that they will have to pass the cramp at home to get to ours?

Do you realize that Beverly Hills is preparing for its semi-centennial celebration?

You've got to use that soup bowl for it.

Well, that's what you wrote for me to learn.

Granny's gonna womp you for getting into her kitchen.

I'm taking you to the diner for some black coffee.

I prefer charges against Pearl Bodine for disturbing the peace.

Hey, Fred, I heard you nearly died lookin' for Duke.

Yeah, I reckon it is a Mike Pearson for Duke.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.