It's Ellie May!

Where's Ellie Mae?

Well, yeah, Ellie, of course I do.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

First Ellie, then Jethro, now Granny, all acting like they was chickens got into the corn man.

Hillbilly, that is.

And you're leafy.

And you have branches.

And then they run off from home and leave their chores!

And, uh, get her glamorized.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Must be a rock and roll singer.

Well, Jed, have you seen and heard enough?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

And Uncle Jake would like another pot of coffee.

You're financing my picture, and that makes us partners.

And he's making a noise like a step-on frog.

With this mansion and Cousin Jed's money, I can do anything.

Well, I've seen enough to know who stars and who ain't.

Make your mind a complete blank, and we'll start from there.