Looks like I come just in time, huh?

This here is a kitchen.

The only thing is, last time we was here, they was moving the other way.

That there is what they call a pantry.

But I figure a body can't be doing that and cooking at the same time.

Granny, did you tell Pearl this is a kitchen?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Well, the last time I seen him, a dark-haired gypsy woman was taking him away.

Hey, Miss Brewster, is that a new hat I borrowed?

See, Chief, I have bucket seats, and Jethro is quite a bucketful.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Water, why do you... Miss Bodine, that daughter of yours is a mighty strong-willed girl.

My cousin Jed's been after me three or four months to come to Beverly Hills and get that wild daughter of his proper dressed and acting like a lady.

I don't know what come over me lately, but now that I had a good night's sleep and my morning coffee, got my wits together, well, I could just... laugh at myself for...