Hi, is Jethro ready?

Ready for what, ma'am?

I'm all ready to dance.

Jed or me?

A hot diggity dog, then I'm ready.

You sure you're ready to support a wife?

He'll take a dowry or no dowry.

No, not right now.

But of course, they're not perfect.

You take a girl for better or worse when you marry her.

Because he told me not to tell you.

Madam, the ruby I'm referring to is not a lady.

Not knowing what Jeff wrote, it's hard for me to speak.

Well now, tell me more of what your pa told you not to tell.

If I told you something, would you promise not to tell Pa that I told?

Of course, it's mostly rocks and stumps, but a couple of strong young'uns like Jethro and Esibel have that thing cleared in four or five years.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Think about how Isabelle's the prettiest girl in the hills.

How soon's the wedding?

Shake on the side.