["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Well, she's much more persuasive than I am.

She knows how to handle them.

So do I. Roy, Roy, Roy!

Dr. Clyburn to you.

Doctor, I...

I appeal to you as a poor, helpless patient.

You don't even appeal to me as a rich, helpless patient.

If you make trouble for the Kravitz, I'll be facing major surgery.

Now get back to your office and forget the whole thing.

I want to hear exactly what you said to Granny and what Granny said to you.

Well, upon my arrival at the Clampett mansion, imagine my surprise to find them arrayed in their Sunday finery and having a square dance.

Look who's here to help us celebrate the holiday, exclaimed Mr. Clampett happily.

What holiday, I inquired innocently.

Possum Day, he replied earnestly.

Well, you... Never mind the Tom Swift dialogue.