I want to hear Jethro's side of this first.

That boy'll eat anything that don't bite him first.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

It is!

Cabbage is money.

That is fair.

Hillbilly, that is.

Now, this is the engagement ring.

Hi, is Jethro ready?

You bet she is.

Is this a jewelry store?

Them red diamonds is pretty.

Well, this is a surprise.

Sure is good to see you.

Sure is good to see you.

Jethro, uh... The girl you're gonna marry is waiting in the house.

What he needs now is a ring.

That is really what you call fair.

Is that all you're gonna give them?

You want to marry up with a boy that's got an acre of rocks, you should at least have him cut and pile up into a fine palace like this one.