The doctor's ready to skip out of town.

What's a doctor's board?

But I am a doctor.

I'm a doctor, ain't I?

Have you any idea how it destroys the confidence of a patient to be examined by a doctor who keeps his hat on?

Mr. Drysdale, a doctor's duty never stops, even on possible days.

Now, when you've been a doctor as long as I have,

Now, Granny, I realize that back home, you are considered a doctor.

Then he poked his finger in my face, and he says he's gonna get after me with a doctor's board.

If word gets out that my hair was snipped off, buried by a little hillbilly witch doctor to cast a spell on my sickness, you think I'd have one patient left?