I thought I'd drop by on my way to the medical board.

Are you going to allow him to treat me this way?

I had to make do with old timey ways.

I was afraid I'd have to hobble all the way to your office.

They'll have my report in case Granny tries to practice medicine again.

Well, he commenced a mean mouth on me, and I said, now hold on there, if that's the way you're gonna be, we won't take your money or your ticket.

Well, upon my arrival at the Clampett mansion, imagine my surprise to find them arrayed in their Sunday finery and having a square dance.

I'll bet you my next possum day she'll be good enough to lead a parade.

My exact words to her this morning, this very morning, I said, Ranny, this is it.

I said, you take a board to my granny, and I'll bust it over your head.

If word gets out that my hair was snipped off, buried by a little hillbilly witch doctor to cast a spell on my sickness, you think I'd have one patient left?