It's a nice day, ain't it?

Like, you start off with, uh, nice day, ain't it?

I shall pop in and pass the time of day with the handsome lad.

I told you again and again, the house is no place for them.

This here is my favorite room in the whole house, because this is where Granny keeps the vittles.

Uncle Jade, if they was a pretty girl on the other side of this house, I'd jump clean over it.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

That's when I first broke out of the egg.

You got to make court and talk first.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

I reckon it's my duty to talk to her first.

I was worried I hadn't given him a good enough talk first.

The girl, the one and only, Miss, uh...

The secretarial pool.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Jethro is heading to the altar with the wrong woman.

Well, when's the engagement?

Follow The River, Tuesday night at 9, on The Hallmark Channel.

He's right out there in the kitchen now, poking around the middle.

The one I'm famous for.