Movie stars come first.

Turn her into a first-class movie star.

You mark my words, Jack Clampett, you're gonna rue the day you let them two Hollywood slickers move into your house.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Jethro, listen, you can't ride those things in the house.

Sheeve, we weren't expecting you back for a couple of days.

Hoot Gibson used to be a Western star in the old silent days.

I'm also trying to get Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Cary Grant, Liz Taylor.

First Ellie, then Jethro, now Granny, all acting like they was chickens got into the corn man.

There was a little mix-up the day you left, but... No, what kind of a mix-up?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.