Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Well, Jed, now that we's high society, I can't be seen riding around in that old truck.

I'm sure he'll be able to give us confirmation immediately.

Pearl, how come you to be using Miss Drydale's car?

I'm certain there must be an easier way to grind corn.

Mr. Clampett, if your great-grandfather's name was Ezekiel, you are the Clampett the world is waiting to discover.

Oh, no, no, that'd be downright unneighborly of us to let you do that.

Now you're not going to be one of those kind of drunks, are you?

As direct descendants of the first family to settle Jamestown, you'll be celebrities, all of you.

You'll be on radio, television, flown to New York for a ticker tape parade, then on to Washington to meet the president, address a joint session of Congress.

So help me, if those uncouth hillbillies become my social peers, life will cease to be worth living.

Well, Mrs. Smith-Stanley said they might be wanting to take our picture for the high society page in the newspaper.

All of you go and put your clothes on, and when Miss Dandy sees us, she won't have to be shamed.