You know doggone good and well your great grandpappy's name was Ezekiel.

Mr. Clampett, if your great-grandfather's name was Ezekiel, you are the Clampett the world is waiting to discover.

Mrs. Smith-Stanley, it gives me great pleasure to present my blood cousin, that international millionaire and high society sportsman, Mr. J.D.

And so, it gives me great pleasure to present them wealthy, bored, international young'uns whose favorite hobby is ballet dancing, Ellie Mae and Jethro.

And now, it gives me great pleasure to present that famous high society dowager and international sportswoman, Granny, whose favorite hobby is big game hunting in darkest Africa.