Jed Clampett's a man of honor.

I'm in trouble with a lot of women.

Now, Jethro, you get a hold of yourself.

He's got a whole acre and a nice cabin, and he's got a sow with a litter of pigs.

You're as pretty as a fistful of pink hollyhocks.

Come on, Ellie, we'll make a pot of coffee.

You're going to be sending me a lot of cabbage.

Yes, sir, you've got a couple of fine womenfolk there.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

Of course, it's just a little two-room place for you to make out.

I expect a generous man like you is aiming to settle a heap of that money on Jethro when he gets married.

Of course, it's mostly rocks and stumps, but a couple of strong young'uns like Jethro and Esibel have that thing cleared in four or five years.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

You might, in a subtle way, of course, let the bride know that she is getting ten perfect carrots.

You want to marry up with a boy that's got an acre of rocks, you should at least have him cut and pile up into a fine palace like this one.

You having a pretty, sweet, innocent young daughter of your own, you might just anger her up to the point where you'd hurt that boy.

I'll bring Isabelle over for supper, but first you go down to one of them fancy Beverly Hills jewelry stores and you pick out a great big diamond ring.