The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

There are no possums to hunt in Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bumbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Now get a grip upon your chairs and hold your children tight.

A mighty feud is startin' and you'll see it all tonight.

The Clampett clan is fightin' mad, their honor's been besmirched.

Sweet Ella Mae's been courted, but the darlin' ain't been churched.

It was young Sonny Drysdale that courted her and fled.

Now the Drivesdale family will feel hot clamped lead.