The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

They live around here in Beverly Hills?

That there is what you call a Beverly Hills billiard.

Well, how in the world could there be wild Indians in Beverly Hills?

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Can you stuff a turkey good, Billy boy, Billy boy?

Yes, sir, Pa.

Ellie Mae, I told you not to go friendly enough with that turkey bird so close before Thanksgiving.

Well, it wasn't me, Pa.

It was Elmer here.

Was it Elmer who chucked him in that sack?

Well, he didn't do it alone.

I kind of helped him.

Kind of helped him take him out and put him back in his pen.