Hello, Mr. Clampett.

Oh, thanks, Mr. Drysdale.

Yes, I've been told, Mr. Clabbett.

Jed, where's Mr. Drysdale taking my sweetie?

Mr. Clapper, that girl is a stripper.

Oh, Granny, Mr. Dreiser got a bank to run.

Now, Mr. Clabbett, as I've said before, your problems are my problems.

Mr. Clavett, I'm sorry to trouble you, but I need one more signature.

Please, Mr. Clabbett, let us get her away from here as quickly as possible.

Jane would make a heap better match for Jethro than that old... Don't bother, Mr. Drysdale, with our family problems.

Now, take a letter to... Excuse me, I'm sorry, but there's a chick at D. Laverne who insists on seeing Mr. Drysdale.

The girl, the one and only, Miss, uh...

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The secretarial pool.

Jethro is heading to the altar with the wrong woman.

Well, when's the engagement?

Follow The River, Tuesday night at 9, on The Hallmark Channel.

He's right out there in the kitchen now, poking around the middle.

He's just got the hankering.

The one I'm famous for.