You've sentenced me to a life of loneliness.

You shouldn't have double-dosed him and him being a widower so long.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

If a fella was to dance this in a fresh plowed field, he'd auger his way right into the ground with it.

And just for that, when it comes your turn, you're going to get a double dose.

Her and me had a nice long talk about it, and that's the reason I brought her home, so she could meet the family, kind of get acquainted.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Well, Miss Gloria, if you're determined to marry a mountain man and none other, and unless you do it, your life will be ruined, maybe, and I get to know you better, I could find a way.