I was making a joke, you interest banker.

I was worried I hadn't given him a good enough talk first.

That was a great act.

I was falling in love with her.

I was kind of hoping he'd marry up with you so as I could get me a mom.

She shoved me out on the stage when I was 15.

That was a very interesting demonstration of depletion allowance benefits, Miss Laverne.

I mean, it's going to be a nice night for a stroll, a drive, or a dance.

Well, where was the music coming from?

I want to have a word with Granny.

Well, I don't think he's got a girl yet.

She told me she was born 18, 19 years ago in a town named Burlesque, New York.

This morning you had him swimming up and down the seamen pond like he was chasing a catfish.

How about, uh, how long ago was that?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

I realize that Jethro looks like a full-grown man, but he's still kind of a boy.

Well, what with Jethro thinking he was found under a cabbage leaf, and her thinking she come from an egg... I just don't see much future for them two.

Uncle Jade, if they was a pretty girl on the other side of this house, I'd jump clean over it.

Of course, for my specialty, I have to charge a little more.

The last I heard, he thought his ma found him under a cabbage leaf.