Do you wish the mink, madam?

You might be as proud as a peacock, but you're as poor as Job's turkey and you know it.

Chief, I am as eager as you to find Mr. Clampett a mate locally.

She's poor as a church mouse.

Quick as hell, he fetches my flowers.

Still got the name on it, big as life.

Why do you drive around in that truck and dress as you do and eat grits and hog jowls?

Beside me, stalwart and true as always, I have the finest secretary in the world.

Well, I believe I could recommend that as a good sound investment.

Well, uh, Witter, seeing as we entered your house and we're over here, uh, do you mind stepping into my parlor?

As a matter of fact, it was her who got Ellie her first ball gown.

You.

You help.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Granny, you remember the widow Fenwick?

Aren't you meddling where you don't belong?

What have you done now, you overdeveloped vixen?

Oh, you heard about this morning, did you?

Hey, Mae, you promised me you wouldn't wrassle.