These are Granny's specials.

Your cousin.

Take your shoes off.

That ruined your hair.

What happened to your car?

Mrs. Drysdale, your husband's here.

Your pictures will be in every newspaper.

What happened to your beautiful spring hat?

You can wear your store-boughten hair.

After all, you let Pearl take your car.

I'll fetch your lap organ in for you.

I'm your ma, uh, s'il vous plait, best friend.

Tell me, confidentially, what did happen to your hat?

The earlier your kinfolk got here, higher up that puts you.

You know doggone good and well your great grandpappy's name was Ezekiel.

Discovering that your next-door neighbors may be descendants of the very first settlers.

Since that historical lady found out that your ancestors come to this country for the Mayflower.

Did you ask your teacher over to pot school about that music like I told you?

Mr. Clampett, if your great-grandfather's name was Ezekiel, you are the Clampett the world is waiting to discover.

Uh, Mr. Clampett, will you tell your cousin Pearl that my car and chauffeur are at her disposal?