She could just run wild.

Ellie May is a wild cat on wheels.

All right.

It was your responsibility to turn that wild girl into a lady, and you failed.

It wasn't that at all.

And all of a sudden, we heard this roaring noise.

What's all this nonsense about you courting a silly woman?

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

All they think about is smearing themselves with beauty grease, fancy smell, and rendrons.

All right, then, if you'll just answer yes, we can get started on Honeymoon Lane today.

We're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

And if I can get them together, I can have it all right here in my back.

Bring in the maps and the blueprints.

Where the family?

That's the one.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

The sooner we get down to business, the better.

He's in the parlor fixing to spark the widow.

Uh, I'm looking for the office of the president.

Well, I've heard of skin the cat, spin the bottle, but what is spark the widow?