Mmm, one more time, Kyle.

I brought the fire and brimstone back to Christianity with The Passion and now I'm gonna start my own church!

Okay, First Officer Stan and Engineer Kenny, you come with me on the away team.

Dude, what's wrong with him?

All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu. Now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick.

You have shown me the way so many times in the past and... now you are making all my dreams come true.

Sweeet, now I can just play with myself.

How do you know?! I've seen The Passion thirty-four times now, Kyle!

Dude! I've been freaked out this whole time because of THAT guy's movie?

Right. But he can't live with the guilt anymore.

Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results.

And good evening, friends!

Nonono! Don't become an angry mob! The last time we did that we killed Jesus!

You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers.

Do you know how we can get in touch with him?

Really? Three hundred million domestic box-office, Kyle. The top-grossing film of all time, Kyle.

Hey, don't take that tone with me, kid! I'll kick your ass!

Yeah. Lots of people got crucified in those times. We shouldn't rely on violence to inspire faith.

"And now, back to Terrance and Phillip" Hey Terrance, I think I have a-

The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks.