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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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watched them pass me over for promotions time and again.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Simpson, time's up.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.

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It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down doughnuts than doing his job.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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gone bowling with them,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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with a big, fat raise!

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This morning I woke up with this one.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Well, live and learn.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe.

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And I was that boy.

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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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And I say, this stinks!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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and especially carelessness wherever they occur.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is--

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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And they buried him in the sand

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between these doughnuts and ones baked today.