And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...

All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.

I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.

Take this!

Twins! Take a break.

You take this! Ha-ha!

Hey, we can take a hint.

No, I gotta take a piss.

Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe.

- They don't seem to take me very seriously. - You don't say.

Not so fast, guys. My Orgazmorator should take care of you.

I'm not an ass-licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.

And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.

I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?

Hung, is that you? Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously?

Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,

You can stun anybody who has a gun, take 'em outta commission, and then we kick their asses.

Actually, I take that back. That guy was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben.

I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.