Rams and Packers.

The Rams are playing the Packers.

No, sir.

It belongs to you and Granny.

Well, then I don't believe I'd be shoving it in the pond.

You don't understand.

I'm going to that big courting parlor in the sky.

You get this stuff rusty and you're going to that little woodshed out back.

That's the whole idea.

I got nothing to live for.

You had four women fighting to get in the parlor with you last night and you got nothing to live for?

She'll change her tune when I drown myself.

Boy, I can hardly wait.

She'll come tearing through that hedge, wailing and bellaring, throw herself on my lifeless body, smother me with kisses, beg me to love her.

Boy, am I going to enjoy that.

Here I go, Linda!

That's wrong.

Yeah, Uncle Jed, what?

I'm crazy mad in love with Linda and all she cares about is football players.

Well, then be one.