Computers.

Computer machines, perfect woman.

By a computer machine.

You and I wouldn't compute.

The computer has never, ever been wrong.

The computer has never, ever been wrong.

Maybe we could get us computer dates.

Oh, it's one of those computer dating outfits.

There's a lady here from the computer place.

Well, who am I to argue with a computer?

What are you doing there, playing chess with a computer?

I want to see who that computer outfit sent over.

Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?

When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse.

Uncle Jed, are you telling me you done stole my computer, sweetie?

But Grace said she would never go out with no computer day.

Find the perfect mate for you scientifically and accurately by computer selection.

As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now.

I just can't get over the computer matching up two people of such... different ages.

Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal.