This is Bill Baldwin speaking to you from the boardroom of the O.K.

Oil Company, which is today the scene of a very important news event.

The meeting of two oil kings.

Mr. J.D.

Clampett of Beverly Hills,

Look, there's Uncle Jed.

Sucky Dick, it's Pa on the television.

Wave, Jed, wave.

The ruler of that desert kingdom of Tahir, Cheek Ali Ben Abed.

Who's that goomer?

That there's Cheek.

How come he's wearing bedclothes?

Them ain't bedclothes, them's Sheik's clothes.

And so, ladies and gentlemen, we hope that you've enjoyed this, uh... Hmm?

Oh, uh... And now a few words from the distinguished president of the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills, Mr. Melbourne Drysdale.

All right, Mr. Drydale, I'm listening.

Miss Hathaway, did you see what happened?

Now, Chief, no tears.

You don't want your mascara to run.

You look handsome, Jeff.