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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I hate her like poison.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Hey, there's the old man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...honours the previous year's president.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Where were they five years ago?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And this year, we are honouring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...I think these old retired guys will be the only ones...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Last year, I took him to the hospital every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...every year, phase two of the Pines of Mar Gables...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The shoes have to match the pocketbook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- The lake isn't real. - The lake is real.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...with one of the ladies at the pool.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? - The pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Call the airlines again. - What happened to the Scotch tape?