One day it's a Supreme Court justice, the next day it's a soda jerk.

Brownie ain't gonna want him hanging around street corners all day, no how.

Next to my cooking, Granny's is going to taste like day-old sawdust.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubble and crude.

Story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimmin' poos, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The fiddles will be ready in a minute, Ellie.

What you got there?

He ate them too.

There's one nice thing about Jethro's eating.

Very little waste.

Now Bessie's sure upset.